Sort of a report from this morning...but more info.

"Slave2anMG" (Slave2anMG) 12/02/2013 at 18:21 • Filed to: None

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The 23 year old driver of this car did not die. His injuries, though needing surgery, are said to not be life threatening. State troopers credit the mandated 'under ride' bar with saving the man's life. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

Takuro Spirit > Slave2anMG 12/02/2013 at 18:33

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LETS SEE YOU DANCE NOW.

Nibby > Slave2anMG 12/02/2013 at 18:45

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*insert grounded to the ground joke here*

To be honest, really lucky he just needs surgery.

ttyymmnn > Slave2anMG 12/02/2013 at 18:53

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He can thank Jayne Mansfield .

m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > Slave2anMG 12/02/2013 at 19:44

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What a waste of a perfectly good... Oh wait It's a Prius, nothing of importance lost here.

The Transporter > Slave2anMG 12/02/2013 at 20:23

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And I credit avoiding this accident daily by NOT RIDING SO FUCKING CLOSE!

Big Bubba Ray > The Transporter 12/02/2013 at 20:33

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I wonder how close he was to finishing typing his text message.

shpuker > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO 12/02/2013 at 20:43

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Naw dude he bent the under ride bumper, what a dick!

The Transporter > Big Bubba Ray 12/02/2013 at 21:24

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He was almost fi

Big Bubba Ray > The Transporter 12/02/2013 at 21:26

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You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > The Transporter 12/03/2013 at 10:10

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I laughed. I feel like I shouldn't have though.